Wait, is Oprah still a big Deal?
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I know back in the day you wanted Oprah to pick your book. It was like winning the lottery. Even if you quasi made up the thing like James Frey…sales are sales. Erin Andrews taped an Oprah episode today to discuss her now infamous hotel peephole video. Some character managed to get a video of a nude Andrews in her hotel room, and then put it on the inter-web. That’s what happens to those tapes of good looking women. From what I’ve heard, the quality of the Andrews video wasn’t too good. Anyway, Andrews is playing the outraged card, and I guess now she’s talking to the big O about it. I’m sure Andrews is legitimately upset about it. That’s what I’m supposed to say right?
Sideline reporting is a cutthroat game. You have to keep it fresh, keep your face out there. How many communications majors is the country cranking out every year? Being good at the job helps, being incredibly well known and popular helps more. We’re in the all publicity is good era. That’s all I’m saying. Erin Andrews doesn’t want to be the next Melissa Stark. What happened to that chick? MSNBC…oh right. Yeah, that’s comparable to Monday Night Football. Melissa “cautionary tale” Stark. I hope Oprah got to the bottom of this. I think it airs in a couple weeks. The peephole video still airs in the dark corners of the internet.
Couple little baseball moves at the deadline. The Giants add Brad Penny. Decent chance the Phillies will see Penny when the Giants come in for a three game series starting Tuesday. If Penny has the success John Smoltz has we’ll know for sure that the Red Sox would have gone 110-52 in the National League. Really sorry state of affairs for the NL. Cliff Lee was one thing, but Smoltz…little embarrassing. The White Sox have also made Jim Thome and Jermaine Dye available. I heard the 2003 Yankees and Red Sox are interested.
Brett Favre self-diagnosed a cracked rib, and then played the first half against Houston. I didn’t watch the game, but Favre had much better stats than he did against the Chiefs. I’m assuming this is some ruse by Favre to lower expectations. Cracked rib is synonymous with cracked ego. I’ll off-handedly mention an injury and play hurt. I’m John Wayne. I imagine Favre having these conversations with himself. It helps offset the anger I feel when constantly hearing about him. In other football news I’m assuming the rest of the team still hates him, and Adrian Peterson is a beast.
AP is definitely a beast. I saw about three plays of the game and two were dominant runs by Peterson and one was a dropped touch down pass that actually looked pretty good from favre. Is Houstons defense pretty bad usually, making AP look even better?
Houston definitely isn’t a great defense.
I’ve heard a few things that said they may be better this year…but still towards the lower half of the league.
They have some real good offensive weapons, but can’t stop anyone. that was kind of their problem last year.
Brad Penny was acquired by the Giants. yay!
AP went like 60 yards on his first touch of the game for a TD hahaha, he’s such a pig.
I can no longer stand Jaws and his amazing suckfest of Favre. Last night Favre overthrew an open receiver by a solid 10 yards, he just dropped back, closed his eyes and lofted one in the patented favre style. It was closer to landing in the safety’s arms than the WR, but it was so poorly thrown no one had a shot at it. Jaws, and i quote, “I love that Brett Favre read the coverage correctly. It wasn’t a completion, but he threw the ball where it should have gone, he read the safety and the corner, just a great decision.” What???????? Isn’t the point of being a QB to get balls to open guys? I mean, given enough studying i’m pretty sure anyone with a pseudo brain could read coverages correctly, the point is they can’t all throw a frozen rope 40 yards accurately.
Did anyone else see it? And the way Favre threw it, there’s no way he had his eyes open. Just goes more to the theory that Brett sold his soul to the devil for a SB ring and “successful 15 year career”, only now he’s in year 17 and those blind tosses aren’t being guided by an invisible hand.
I think it was actually 75 yds…not that it really matters. he was gone.
I go back on forth on Jaws. I mean he seems like a nice guy, but he basically gets paid for having a fetish…watching game tape.
if he watched porn all day…he wouldn’t be that special.
I didn’t see the play, but I can picture it, having seen Favre do it countless times…
This is good though, because he’s going to submarine the Vikings season, which may be necessary, because their running game and defense is pretty legit.
The Jaws thing gets me b/c he’s so vehemently in love with Favre, it’s borderline uncomfortable. I mean, he’s not all over every other QB, and it woudl be one thing if Favre was doing all good things, but heaping praise after an atrocity of a throw just makes everything he says disingenuous from that point on. I mean, he killed Orlovsky for a pick that was a deflection straight up, and the kid shouldn’t have thrown it despite it being a nice play by the corner, but all i could think was “if favre threw that he’d be proclaiming that corner the next neon deion”. I think i like Gruden in the booth, but sometimes i get post traumatic stress b/c he looks and sounds EXACTLY like Dave Webster.
Check out ESPN and SI, apparently the block caused injury.
by the way…
I think JCK and I are still upset that Dave Webster cost us a spot in the intramural flag football playoffs freshmen year..
it was either that or weaver’s shoddy reffing
Just had a kind of scary vision. I’m picturing when Peyton retires if he goes to the booth he becomes the new Jaws. Just way too excited about everything, especially watching tape.
What do you think?
I’d probably blame a combo, Weaver wasn’t exactly “unbiased” and Webster was certainly not helping you guys out (nor anyone that dared think for themselves.) You needed to establish alpha.
I could see that, but i kind of think peyton could go the other way and think everyone stinks. Eli DEFINITELY will get on his knees. Same with Roethlisberger.
Side story: There’sa rumor going around that Jaws dated J’s mother’s best friend and asked her to marry him and gave him the Heisman. A life full of good decisions there.
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You’ve got pro style 3 Putt. Are you?
And that was the best pic of Erin I’ve seen.
This post is getting you big numbers. Congrats!
Am I a professional writer?
Unfortunately, no.
3-putt is too modest.
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Erin is definitely the hottest thing on the courts today!