The Swiss are my new soccer team. I’m getting invested. I want to road trip to Switzerland right now and get involved in the party. I feel like I am perfectly within my rights to abandon the US team. Isn’t this like getting to pick which NFL team you root for if you live in Mobile, Alabama? No legitimate local team, so spin the wheel, see what it lands on? The US Soccer Team has had plenty of chances to win me over. I want the flavor of the month, or should I say flavor of the day. I respect Switzerland’s neutral style. That whole, “We’ve got the Alps, Bitches,” way of life. I mean, really….chalets, chocolate, St. Bernards, hot watches, swiss miss, I really feel like we are missing out on Summer in Switzerland. Let’s get a flight.