I’m pretty sure if Biggie was still around to hear this he might pull a Dave Chappelle and disappear to Africa for a moment. If you don’t find the announcing in itself funny, how about the kid named, “Shack” Stanwick? What are the chances this is a private school? Although, the field is real grass. Someone needs to pump up their endowment.
Other places you might hear some Biggie? How about coming from Bryce Harper’s truck. He’s an environmentalist.