You see, that’s a picture of Curtis Painter. I had no idea what Painter looked like. I may have seen him with his helmet on for a play or two while frantically trying to click away from a Colts game, but this is his look. That’s Indy’s QB. And, you wonder why they’re 0-6. It was pointed out to me by ZD (who had it pointed out to him) that Painter is a dead ringer for the Captain. Sure, Painter has the golden locks and lighter skin, but look at that Jeter face/smile he’s got going. Uncanny. Another interesting twist is that I think Jeter might actually be the better quarterback. There has to be room in the NFL for a jump throw, right? Here’s a picture of Jeter to complete the creepy circle.