Millions Perish in Avalanche of, “My Valentine Came in the Mail,” Jokes.

A Rare Picture of Kate Upton in a Shirt.

Kate Upton scored the cover of the Sports Illustrated swimsuit issue.  I opted not to post the actual picture.  That’s pretty aggressive copyright infringement even for me.  Just kidding, I don’t care about that.  The bikini she is wearing on the cover is…small?  Yes, small is the word I’m looking for.  Hard to notice.  If by some chance you haven’t seen the picture yet, SI has about 1.3 million pictures and videos up from all the models and athletes.  You can start here with an extensive Kate Upton gallery and then click your way around until lunch.   I’ll tell you what, that Walter Iooss Jr. is one hell of a photographer.  Making Kate Upton look hot in a bikini in exotic locales–mad, mad skills.  Upton scoring the cover is perhaps the least surprising development in the history of the magazine.  We’re living in her time.  Get used to it.

 

 

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