Derek Anderson Football — Week 7

 

Carl Pavano Ain't Got Nothing On Me.

 

Well, this week’s DA poster boy comes courtesy of Big Dub H, who did some research and found a link to the worst QB seasons of all-time.  Some stat aficionado hammered out some numbers, and they turned out to be pretty gruesome.  I scanned through them quickly, but the name that stuck out was Jake Plummer.  I don’t know if it was his wild facial hair, his catchy nickname, or what, but for some reason I forgot how bad Jake Plummer could be.  In the first year of DA Fantasy Football, consistency has been almost impossible to come by.  It makes the outcomes a bit random, but hopefully provides all the excitement of a $5 scratch ticket.  Jake the Snake would have fit right in, balancing good games with outright disasters.  Except in 1999.  That year it was almost all disasters.  Snake had 4 (that’s 1, 2, 3…4) games where his quarterback rating was below 30.  It was barely over 50 for the entire year.  His low point?  An 11/27 4 INT performance against Miami.  Rating?  13.7.

DA Standings:

1. Team Motorboat 4-2
2. Kraft 4-2
3. The Slop Jocks 4-2
4. BK 3-3
5. Neckbeards and Codeine 3-3
6. Team Horse Face 2-4
7. Dan 2-4
8. Eli Esses D for Food Stamps 2-4

Week 7 Draft Order:

1. Brian
2. Will
3. BK
4. Kraft
5. Nichols
6. Tim
7. DC
8. Dan

Week 7 Match-Ups:

1. Neckbeards and Codeine vs. Eli Esses D for Food Stamps
2. BK vs. The Slop Jocks
3. Dan vs. Kraft
4. Team Motorboat vs. Team Horse Face