Jealousy.

 

Sigh.

 

Golf Digest has released the top-20 from their latest top-100 rankings, aka the list that makes you feel like a smug bastard or the list that makes you feel bad about your home course.  Most people fall into the latter group.  The complete list will be available early next month, but for now the top 20:

  1. Augusta National
  2. Pine Valley
  3. Shinnecock Hills
  4. Oakmont
  5. Cypress Point
  6. Pebble Beach
  7. Merion
  8. Winged Foot West
  9. Sand Hills
  10. National Golf Links of America
  11. Fisher’s Island
  12. Crystal Downs
  13. Seminole
  14. The Alotian Club
  15. Pacific Dunes
  16. The Country Club
  17. Chicago Golf Club
  18. Whistling Straits
  19. Muirfield Village
  20. Wade Hampton Golf Club

Quite a list, and not too much change from the last rankings in 2009.  Augusta National holds a .38 point lead on Pine Valley.  That’s up from a .36 point advantage last time, so perhaps Augusta is pulling away?  I don’t think I could decide which course I would rather play.  I’ve gone back and forth in my head 10 times just while writing this paragraph.  I think I’d take Augusta, because of the Masters and because I’d shoot a nice easy, breezy 105 there.  Pine Valley is too penal.  I’d be afraid to take the club back on the tee box.  At Augusta I could rip away and then four-putt every hole. It’d be more entertaining double-bogey golf.

 

Nice Expectations.

2-8 in Our Last Ten, Taste It!

When I woke up this morning I thought I’d missed the basketball playoffs.  I start clicking around the usual sports websites and the Knicks are plastered all over every front page as if they’d won the NBA title.  Why were they all over the place?  Well, they beat the Magic.  In OT.  Carmelo had 39.  The win ended a six game losing streak during which the Knicks lost to such dignitaries as the Pistons and Bobcats.  It bumped the Knicks to 2-8 in their last 10, and kept them firmly entrenched as the 7th seed in the East.  Now, I know it is a very slow couple of days for sports, but is this really a big deal?  Because Melo called it must-win?

It seems to be a big deal for Knicks fans.  I have to admit to going on Facebook to make this point, but so be it.  I saw multiple Melo-gasms all over the internet last night.  MELO!!!!  KNICKS BABY!!!  How basketball starved is this fan base? I give Sixers fans credit at least for knowing the team is still garbage.  They beat the Bulls last night.  Thaddeus Young rained down 21 points, but no national attention.  I guess I’m just saying it must be nice to be a Knicks fan.  It must be nice to be so easily stimulated.  We’re counting down the last dozen games or so before you get throttled in the 1st round, and you’re getting excited about breaking a six-game skid and staying 4.5 in front of those aforementioned Bobcats.

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I have to admit I’m getting lured in by all the promotion for Tiger Woods PGA Tour ’12: The Masters.  Sometimes I like to play it all high and mighty with video games and state that I haven’t owned a system since original Nintendo.  That’s true, but it is also very misleading.  Video game addiction is like anything else.  I’m still the same guy who spent most of my 1st year at college playing Bond.  Hell, a couple of years back I got re-addicted to Baseball Stars, playing an emulator on my computer.  It’s always there under the surface.  This Masters video game is very tempting.  I don’t think I’ve played a PGA Tour game since about ’02, but we’re talking about digital Augusta National here.  It’s good that I don’t own a system, because you could probably kiss the next month of my life goodbye.  That said, if anyone has this game and wants to invite me over for like, a weekend, I’m open.

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Couple of quick NFL notes.  First, Titans owner Bud Adams guaranteed they’d be playing games in 2011.  Season will go on as scheduled, stop worrying about it, folks.  This is either a refreshing burst of optimism, or an indication that Bud Adams has lost his damn mind and is speaking out of turn to try to comfort his ticket-holders.  Who knows, but I have maintained all along that I think the two sides will agree before any games are lost so the only way I can frame this is to say, “hey look, now even the owners are agreeing with me.”

The other thing I wanted to bring up is moving a bit under the radar.  As the draft nears it feels like Cam Newton is being slowly picked apart by people who appear to have an agenda.  This isn’t about where Newton should go in the draft, but more about how many people there are out there that seem to genuinely dislike Cam Newton.  The latest blast comes from a Pro Football Weekly draft guide.  In the analysis of Newton, writer Nolan Nowrocki goes off the field for some of Newton’s negatives.  He calls him selfish, fake, a poor leader, not dependable.  It goes on for a while.  Not singling out this one guy’s intentions, but in general it seems like people are saying, forget this guy as a player, I don’t like him as an individual.  Now, that certainly has a part in the draft process. If someone is a bad guy, he’s a bad guy, but I wonder how much Newton’s background at Florida and then his transfer to Auburn are playing a part here.  Is some of the criticism due to the fact that people think Newton didn’t really play by the rules in college?   I think by the time the draft rolls around Newton is going to be considered a risk to take with a top pick and then he’ll either be judged as a bust or a steal who fell because of trumped up concerns.

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Quiz of the Day:  Phillies All-Stars 1980-Present.  Category: Unnecessary Knowledge.  My Score: 73/77.

Joe Cowley….not on the list.  Some real shockers, though.  So, a humorous guess could take you a long way.

The Rest of the NL.

The Eagle Looks A Bit Uncomfortable, No?

The Phillies arrived in town on Monday night to kick-off what has become “Opening Week” for baseball in Philadelphia.  Baseball used to open on a Monday.  Monday afternoon to be specific, but that obviously doesn’t make any sense for television.  Eventually we had a Sunday night game to kick-off the season.  Now, we’re pushed all the way back to Thursday.  At this rate we’ll eventually get back to Monday afternoon, and how it is supposed to be, but in the meantime the Phils have to labor through an “on-deck” series against Pittsburgh before things really get going.  The Phillies start the season with more questions than expected.  So many that it is difficult to pin down an exact forecast for their year.  Their starting pitching remains healthy, though, and with that alone they should have enough to be a serious factor in the National League once again.  Instead of wondering about what we don’t know with the Phils, how about looking at what they’ll have to get through to make their way back to the World Series…

Today a peek at the NL, coming later this week, a Phillies breakdown, some hopeless predictions and maybe we’ll even acknowledge the American League. First the NL:

Teams With No Shot: Pittsburgh, New York, Arizona, Washington and Houston.

Pittsburgh: Pittsburgh’s stadium deserves better, and possibly they are on the way up with the arrival of some young talent, but in a competitive division with that rotation?  Forget it.  Maybe you can steal Andrew McCutchen in your fantasy draft, otherwise, this may be 19 losing season in a row.

New York: The Mets remind me of an NBA team that is just waiting to start over.  They’ll give you a nice song and dance about if Beltran and Reyes do this and that maybe they’ll bounce back, but that isn’t going to happen.  Toxic culture, not enough pitching, they might not finish last, but they ain’t finishing first.

Arizona: Without Steve Nash, professional sports in Arizona would have no credibility.  This franchise has been dying since they won a World Series a decade ago, and for the 2nd straight year they’ll be the whipping boy in an otherwise competitive NL West.  If Justin Upton was smart, he’d stop whining about trade rumors and embrace them.

Washington: The Nationals have made some moves, but they are probably still another year away from even having a glimmer.  Ankiel, LaRoche, Pudge-Rod?  There is still too much of that 2nd hand talent around to support a pitching staff that needs all the help it can get.  One more year until Strasburg and Harper.  Until then, enjoy Jayson Werth’s .267/23/89.

Houston: How many more years before the plug is pulled on the Ed Wade experiment part II?  You can talk yourself into a nice optimistic lather with Houston, but at the end of the day, Brett Myers is starting on Opening Day.

Not Enough Pop: San Diego, Florida, St. Louis.

San Diego: The Padres had their dream season last year and still came up short.  Now, take away Adrian Gonzalez and replace him with Brad Hawpe.  They are going to score a shockingly low amount of runs.  Watch out Seattle.  Too much heat on the young pitching to expect any real success.

Florida: The Marlins have that young, high-ceiling core to their line-up: Hanley, Mike Stanton, and Gaby Sanchez, but it’s not going to be consistent enough to make them a winner.  I think Stanton needs one full year before he really explodes and the Marlins will too often leave a solid rotation hanging.

St. Louis: Hard to believe a team with Albert Pujols and Matt Holliday could end up on this list, but that is about all the Cardinals have going for them.  You saw the start of this last season and even before that in playoff losses.  Not enough offense for the Cards.  Lance Berkman?  Come on.  Depleted pitching as well leaves St. Louis in a bit of a downturn.

Too Many Ifs: Chicago, Los Angeles, Colorado.

Chicago: I don’t want to write any of these teams off completely, but a lot has to come together for them to be successful. For example, in Chicago:  If Carlos Pena hits, if Carlos Zambrano finds some form, if Marmol finally develops into a dominant closer, if Dempster can be an ace…then maybe Chicago can make a little noise.  But, that’s a lot of questions and they’d probably still be short on offense.  Wait for the push for Pujols ’12.

Los Angeles: If Chad Billingsly returns to form, if Kershaw has a Cy Young caliber season, if Ethier can stay healthy, if Garland or Padilla can come off the DL and be effective…The Dodgers are probably closer than the Cubs, but also need a lot to go right and are a little short on the offensive side of the ball.  They need Manny.  Joking.  Kind of.

Colorado: If they can get decent starting pitching from Chacin and Hammel, if Todd Helton can somehow contribute, if Tulo can have an MVP-type full season, if Huston Street can close…maybe the Rockies could sneak through in the NL West.  The bottom line, though, is that the Rockies are just a bit thin everywhere. They could use one bat, one starter and one dominant arm in the bullpen.

The Playoff Pool: San Francisco, Atlanta, Cincinnati, and Milwaukee.

San Francisco: The defending champs.  What they’ve got going for them is the same great pitching staff and on paper, an even better offense.  That assumes that Buster Posey will continue his rise, and that Pablo Sandoval will bounce back, though.  And, the offense still looks like it could go cold for stretches.  Their bullpen must stay healthy and they need big years out of Bumgarner and Sanchez to compliment Cain and Lincecum.  That’s a lot of pressure on young and somewhat unproven arms.  I’m expecting a bit of a hangover with this team as well.

Atlanta: The Braves added Dan Uggla to a lineup that needed some pop, and he should help, but the Braves still have question marks on offense.  Is Jason Heyward going to improve? Can Freddie Freeman be the 1st baseman?  The best sign this team has gotten is Chipper Jones’s great spring.  They need to grind one more year out of their old workhorses (Hudson and Lowe) and they should be hanging around for another playoff spot.

Cincinnati: The Reds can just maul the baseball, and you’ve got to appreciate that.  I don’t like their pitching staff.  Their rotation is part young and part injury prone.  Aroldis Chapman could be the key name on this staff.  Is he closing by mid-summer?  The line-up led the NL in everything last season and is essentially the same.  Aside from Scott Rolen, I don’t see many guys who are in line for any real decline.  Votto, Bruce and Gomes will hit a ton of homers.  They should be fun team that could easily come out of the competitive Central again.

Milwaukee: The Brewers are a better version of a “what if” team.  They have the big offensive guns in place.  They made bold moves to try to improve their pitching staff, and if that comes together they could easily win the Central, but sometimes it is hard to just throw together a bunch of pieces.  Greinke and Marcum are already battling little injuries, I’m not 100% sold on Yovani Gallardo and this team’s bullpen is a total train wreck.  Maybe the widest possible spectrum of any NL team, it wouldn’t surprise me if they win the Central or are shedding pieces at the deadline.